Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

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practice squad

the practice squad is a person or people on your roster that u just flirt with but don’t hangout with. They overall help your game.

I keep 2-3 girls on my practice squad to help me out

by jimjames11 June 25, 2023

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Target Practice

The act of DMing an individual romantically despite not seriously considering romantic advances as to strengthen charisma for serious suitors at a later time.

I have not shot my shot with anyone in forever. Ill hit this girl up for target practice to see if I still got it.

by bellantone November 19, 2025

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When, during traditional doggy style sex, the male is about to produce semen, and pulls out. Then, with the female still bent over, he rests his penis on the top of her butt, letting it stay within the groove forming right above the actual butt crack. This should resemble a cannon. The male will then cum, going for distance. The farther, the better

“Yo, I heard you fucked Jessica yesterday.”
“Yeah fam. And when I was about to cum, I did some target practice.”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude”
“Dude that’s sick”

by NeuteredRaptor69 May 9, 2019

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Poor Man's Target Practice

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.

Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!

by The Real Slim Shardy May 30, 2024

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