plummed

Meaning really drunk and mortalled

'' Zoe are we gonna get plummed tonight then?''

by Holly Noble & Zoe Dobson September 30, 2006

schvincter plumber

is someone who prefers to plumb mens holes with his own wrench and nuts.

if a man goes in his toilet and finds theres either a blockage/leak or hes just a bit of a gaylord if you get my meaning then he'll call round his schvincter plumber to fix it for him with his big tool.
a regular fun boy whos reliable, on time and does his job to a high standard of gayness when you require him to and then goes away.

"oh great... i just had that hole fixed last week, it might need to be 'broke in' again to get it running smoothly"
"tut, my pipe is a bit chafed down there, i'll need to call my schvincter plumber to release the blockage" etc

by jonny rotten pants June 24, 2009

LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.

Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!

by weave August 25, 2003

Dutch Plumber

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis standing back to back.

The boys didn't fancy watching each other, so they gave the Dutch Plumber a go.

by Sneaky_Hibiki August 28, 2010

plumbers butt

a fat squished butt crack shown when someone is bent over or sitting down with their shirt a little over the area

person 1: *sitting quietly in class*
*TROLL FACE!!**taps his friends shoulder*
person 1: LOOK AT THAT PLUMBERS BUTT!:0
person 2: OH BABY JESUS!!MY EYES!!
plumbers butt: *puts shirts down*

by el ingeniero May 15, 2013

Plumber Pumper

Somebody who only has sex with a really fat person of the opposite sex. This person either likes a lot of cushion for the pushin or weight with the mate. The partner can be either ugly or hot, but mostly likely there going to be ugly ;)

Dude # 1: In the past year, I've had sex with Cindy, Faith, Monica, and Stephanie. What about you?

Dude # 2: Dude I've porked Brianna, Melannie, and Rebecca.

Dude # 1: DUDE! Those chicks are fat as hell, what are you a plumber pumper!?

by Croatian Sensation1 August 9, 2010

Plumbers Pinch

Where a man softly bites a womens clitoris to give off a slight pleasure and violent orgasms in morrisons lift elevating to the south of north calcutta

Oohh baby thats a beasty plumbers pinch there

by Razor Vag363 May 10, 2010