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car play

verb (kahr-pley)
The act of having sexual relations in an automobile, usually because neither party is able to "host". CarPlay is frequently the result of a Grindr or similar "hookup app" meetup by either closeted individuals or ones who still live in their mother's basement.
Steve: Sup bro? You looking? Pics?

Ashton: So horngry, let's do this bruh! You hosting?

Steve: Can't host; my GF came home from work early...

Ashton: Me neither, my mom doesn't know, LOL.

Steve: Dude, you down for some car play?

Ashton: I know a sweet spot in the park for some NSA - CarPlay it is!
by NateDiggityDogg March 12, 2014
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Play Battleship

An internationally recognized word for sex.
Barney: You invited me up to your apartment to play Battleship! Isn't that an internationally recognized word for sex?
by OhmyGoshitsMe! August 6, 2009
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dik play

Something you trip your nut sack into a frenzy of.

The term was coined by the now anonymous author of a Dysfunctional Family Circus submission.

The term has obious connotations of using one's own digits to manipulate one's own or a second party's cock for recreational purposes.
Whoa, im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play.

Want to get faced and go back to my dorm for some dik play?
by Trunkbutt April 24, 2003
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Playing Mustard

Involves working your ass off for a few days prior to taking time off work, as opposed to playing catch-up (ketchup) upon your return to the office afterwards.
"Hey Bryan, you wanna duck out early today and play a quick 18 with Frank and Toby down at the country club?"
"I wish man. I’ll be in the office playing mustard for the next 3 days before Krista and I head to Bermuda for our 10-year anniversary next week."
by Cheeky Mirth February 4, 2016
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play the crib

staying at home or spending time in your house
"What you doing later bro"
"Ain't shit, probably play the crib"
by MoneyMitch116 November 5, 2019
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Playing the crib

You’re staying home . Not going out
Sam ; you pulling up ?
Jaileen ; nah bro sht prolly wack either way . I’m playing the crib
by Yu hurd July 14, 2019
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Playing Skyrim

When you say you're going to play skyrim, but in truth, you're actually just downloading more mods and modding the hell out of it. You then proceed to enter the game, see a bug, proceed to try and fix the files, enter the game, see another different bug and then proceed to this again and again for a few hours until you're happy with your set up.
"Oh, I was playing skyrim the whole day yesterday."
mugGet the Playing Skyrimmug.

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