ass pirate

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around

Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

pirate fart

the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly "ARRRR" in the manner of a pirate, pressing the butthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.

I pirated farted her when she refused to let me cut her in line.

by BI May 06, 2005

pirates dream

A flat chested girl.
The phrase "pirates dream" referring to a sunken chest.

That chick's a pirates dream!

by TM January 23, 2005

Mind Pirate

Someone who uses superior psychological cunning to force a paradigm shift in the person's reality.

"I can't believe you just convinced that group of people that they have to leave the building because of a bomb threat just so you could cut the line and use the bathroom! You're such a Mind Pirate!"

by Wayne Bienek June 07, 2013

Pirate's Parrot

surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder

last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head

by moneyshott69 July 09, 2010

pirates key

Done by placing two fingers in the woman's vagina and one in her ass.

I was with Stacy last night and slipped her the Pirates Key.

by GomezAdams29 December 30, 2015

Pirate's Dream

A girl with a sunken chest and a large booty.

Hey, did you see the new girl? How is her ass so big, yet her boobs so small?

Yeah, she's a real pirate's dream.

by Captain Brickbreak July 20, 2011