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the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly "ARRRR" in the manner of a pirate, pressing the butthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.
I pirated farted her when she refused to let me cut her in line.
by BI May 06, 2005
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