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His name is Philip

His name is Philip
He wrote this poem just to show it
And he, just turned nine.
You can write rhymes but
You can't write his
by FuturePurple October 12, 2017
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Philip

A mysterious and lonely man that constantly looks at porn whenever he is alone. Incredibly greasy skin with a big nose.
"Philip is creepy"
by MysteriousManThe March 21, 2018
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Philip

A boy who uses a ipad for everthing. He is very tall and handsome. He is also good at videogames on his ipad. He some how plays all of them on a ipad even rocket league
You: How do u play on your ipad Philip?

Philip: Idk
by Jonni dock February 1, 2021
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Philip

Philip may be known as a horse lover but it is simply their anatomy he adores. Philip is a kind and intelligent person with a love for oversized bottoms. Besides this and his admiration of southern exotic women, philip has a weakness for things others may call garbage found on the street. His talent for building lets him create true masterpieces of interior design out of trash. Although his ideas sometimes may sound extraterrestrial they truly just are a little futuristic. Altogether Philip has a great mind but also sometimes need to be reminded that he is only human.
If you are not afraid of his stubbornness you should definitely get yourself a philip in your life.
Example1

Person 1: look at this Hobo collecting trash
Person 2: thats not a hobo, thats philip the architect. You should defintely follow his work

Example 2
Woman 1: aaarrgh philip and his stubborness is driving me crazy
Woman 2: you should co sider yourself lucky. You will never find a zaddy like him again
by fifficent May 26, 2022
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Philip

The most dry skinned man in the whole wide world. He is the crustiest of them all. He is the chosen crust. He is crust man.
Oh look, theres Philip!
Oh god hes crusty!
by JesuCrust December 7, 2021
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PHILIP ASS

NOT STRONK AND BAD BOY lieks spicccy noodle
by NoT Sos April 12, 2021
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Colton Philips

Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut
The fat guy smash his cousin in Must be a colton Philips
by swaggyboiGammer January 5, 2020
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