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borderline personality disorder

A condition where one is not broken, but forever in need of being fixed.

And there is nothing anyone can ever do.

You will always feel this way.
Fuck borderline personality disorder. Fuck examples. You are a bitch.
by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2008
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Media Personality

A modern term for the carefully formulated and overtly fake publicly displayed personality used by ‘celebrities’ who lack natural presentation talent.
Examples of a Media Personality can be found in the wake of reality TV shows like Big Brother and The Biggest Loser, they are also rife in what ever happens to be the latest media craze (cooking shows, gardening shows, selling as seen on TV products, etc...).
by Reality Boy September 28, 2009
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Type B Personality

A person who is too lazy to write this so they're having a Type A personality write this for them. Pretty chill and relaxed and doesn't have a care in the world. Extremely lazy and just lets life happen as it does. Usually not so good in school since they don't care enough about it. Extremely jealous of Type A personalities but are too lazy to admit it.
Guy 1: So are you ever gunna write that paper of yours?

Guy 2: Nah, i'm a Type B personality, why would I?

Guy 1: Oh yea, i guess that makes sense. Wanna get some ice cream then?

Guy 2: Nah, that takes too much effort
by forevercorrect April 11, 2011
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Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, becomes someone and/or something they are not.
(Not to be confused with Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
Gladys, who in reality is 500 lbs overweight, toothless, and full of acne, posts something like:
"I"m 5 foot 2, petite, HOT and have 4 Masters Degrees in Hospitality and Tourism."
No, Gladys has Online Personality Disorder (OPD)
by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009
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sparkling personality

He could hardly contain himself, thanks to her sparkling personality.
by Yermomsbox October 22, 2018
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Microsoft Personality

A personality prevalent amongst employees of The Microsoft Corporation. Typically people who have alienated themselves from their friends and family.

The only have meaningful personal relationships with various project managers over Outlook 2004.
"I'm not going to go to my own mother's funeral because she had such a Microsoft Personality."

"I only let him get to 2nd base with me because he was only a Orange Badge."
by Donald Johnson August 26, 2007
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addictive personality shift syndrome

those who replace one addictive, excessive behavior with another
shannon quit cigarettes, but discovered food!, she used to look firecracker hot; but now has gained 100lbs!!

dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!

mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!
by michael foolsley May 24, 2011
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