A fender bender that is the result of perving on a distractingly good looking person outside the car. Whilst perving, you run into the back of the car in front of you, resulting in thousands of dollars of damage. Bonus points are awarded if he/she gives you their number... which isn't likely.
"What happened to your car man?"
"Just a perve prang... I didn't get her number but it was totes worth it"
by WRX4SALE December 27, 2011
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Verb. When a person goes anywhere in public and gets creepily stared at by the opposite sex for an extended and uncomfortable period of time. The goggling is perpetrated by a creepy person. The term goggle represents large, wide eyes;
I’m walking out of the store. I got perv goggled so bad in there.
by Ikkinay Elaneyday September 4, 2022
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Listen. To be a real creepy creep, you have to have a lot of perve-a-verance.
by jayveegarren November 22, 2011
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Checking someone out constantly.

Being an admirer, but taking it to far.
Just mad horny.
An opportunist at getting sex.
Perverted son of a bitch.
Jimmy got so excited to get Laura’s attention, while sexting Samantha and Jax. He wanted to have all three, but keeps looking at more girls and catcalling them. He’s a Grade A Perv, he doesn’t quit.
by Drago Nino February 9, 2023
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Dude who’s mad horny and just wanna see hella booty and shit.
My man Jamie keep eyeballing Jenna all day. Not right. That’s a Grade A Perv right there , ‘cause he’s good at that, but sucks at math.
by Drago Nino February 6, 2023
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Someone suffering from one of the lesser-known side effects of asbestos exposure, namely being a massive, drooling pervert.
Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.
Stop being such an enormous asbesto-perv, its only yoga!
by chrysotile1 May 14, 2021
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Staring at someone, then instantly regretting it as you realise how wrong it is, but continuing anyway.
by MrWeirdWords March 14, 2023
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