pablo uribe

A small little shit, he is very funny and probably be super handsome when he grows up. Right now his breath smells like ass face but if he takes more showers and washes his mouth I will probably be able to look at him without wanting to vomit. He likes pizzas, even though he is not Italian. He is Mexican and also likes tacos, his eyes look a bit like Chinese eyes but not so much. He likes spiderman, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean but most of all he likes Once Upon a Time which makes him a bit of a faggot. He dresses awfully which is why he should ask for fashion advice from his sister Sofia, the best person on earth. He is a dwarf but don't tell that to him because he will probably get so angry massive loads of diarrhoea will explode out of his very pale ass. Still I love Pablo and I think everyone else should too.

Look at Pablo Uribe pale ass

by xoxowhyisakissxwhyisahugo March 9, 2016

Pablo

My Kachigga that lived in a third world country near Mexico and got shot by boarder patrol when attempting to illegally cross the boarder.

Me: Yo Nigga, lets cross the boarder illegally and get out of this shithole

Pablo: ok Nigga

*crosses boarder, Pablo gets shot by boarder patrol*

Me: NOOOOOOOOO

by DarkDefinor December 3, 2018

Pablo

A JACKED AND RIPED Chad who only cares about yugioh or pokemon cards.

Danm look at Billy. Hes such a Pablo

by Panda flufity November 25, 2020

Pablo

Pablo is a drug lord

Person #1 Pablo sold me a pound of cocaine the other day.
Person#2 how much?
Person#1 For $69.

by x69_PussyMaster_69x January 25, 2021

Juan Pablo

He is the most handsome, sexy, tall, strong, funny being created by God.

He also has a big dick.

I wish Juan Pablo choked me.

by lovergirl24769 November 22, 2021

pablo noodles

a retarded kid who drank to much and puked noodles and is a Mexican

josh Shaw is pablo noodles

by frank oyly April 2, 2009

pablumizing

Making something that could be cutting edge policy but having to remove great words and context that would prove to be too complex for most people......
This comes from the key fact that most newspapers write for a literacy level equal to a grade nine student.

We stayed late pablumizing section so that more people could read and MAYBE understand it. Don't know why we have to cater to the stupid people when they would rather just play videogames.

by Lokisdictionary February 4, 2010