Muzzo

Aussie slang for Muslim

“Old mate’s not eating here with us?”
“Yeah he can’t, he’s Muzzo. The meat isn’t halal”

by highofftealeaves September 27, 2023

spunk muzzle

a facial cumshot which covers mostly the mouth.

Gee I'd sure like to give Sally a spunk muzzle.

by Captain_Larry_2008 October 28, 2008

flesh muzzle

The insertion of one's penis into another's mouth to shut them the fuck up.

If she doesn't shut the fuck up I'm about to give her a flesh muzzle.

by donkey13 March 1, 2015

harsh muzzle

Anyone who is trying to contain your enthusiasm or keep you from speaking your mind.

Dude I hate to hang with you since you're always trying to put the harsh muzzle on everyone.

by Barbie Cakes November 27, 2017

The Murzulus Effect

A scientific theory that indicates homo-sapiens acquire the competence and intelligence to telepathically communicate and cause two or more homo-sapiens to simultaneously activate their sensory system to go ahead and proceed with sending sensory signals to the phalanges which then will cause an imbalance in the forces, Newton's first law, if a body is at rest or moving at a constant speed in a straight line, it will remain at rest or keep moving in a straight line at constant speed unless it is acted upon by a force, the phalanges commence with acceleration, Newton's second law of motion, F = ma. Moreover, collision occurs when the phalanges make contact with an input device, all these actions occur due to a neurological telepathic communication between homo-sapiens that would bring them to the same place/state at the same time, unconsciously.

In simpler words, two or more people unconsciously start texting at the same time.

Person 1: *typing*
Person 2: *typing*
Person 1: wth man we were offline now we are online texting at the same time, is it a coincidence or is it "The Murzulus Effect"?

by Murdery September 10, 2020

Anti-muzzler

A person who does not believe that wearing a face mask or face covering is necessary to protect oneself from respiratory viruses like COVID-19.

Man: ‘wear your mask, dude.’
Friend: ‘what? I don’t need it as it does nothing. I just need to keep my distance. Masks do nothing.’
Man: ‘That makes you an anti-muzzler’

by Betainvestor September 24, 2020

Cranston Mud Muzzle

The act of taking laxatives then shitting in a women’s mouth and then wrapping her head in duck tape

The Cranston Mud Muzzle is only for truant professionals

by VanillaSugar69 December 22, 2020