muggins

Deep Fried Farts

I wanted to play a joke on Tim so I wrote muggins on his shopping list.

by RackEmWillie January 23, 2009

mogging

A term used mostly by the Incel Community and Pick Up Artists. Mogging, is the practice of dominating other men by being more sexually attractive and using this to show off in an attempt to pick up girls.

For example, a 6'4 ripped Chad stands next to a 5'11 less ripped Chadlite whilst he's working out with his girlfriend. The 6'4 Chad will show off and try to garner the girls attention. This leads to mate-guarding.

The 6'4 Chad would be considered a Mogger, which is the man showing off and using his sexual attractiveness as a tool to pick up girls.
The 5'11 Chadlite would be a Moggee, a victim of being Mogged.

Chad: Hey ladies, forget about this guy, check out how much more I can lift on this bench press.

Chadlite: Bro stop Mogging, nobody even cares.

by The Dank Meme August 1, 2020

Muggins

quite the opposite, actually

"get a job and a proper haircut"

by kettle June 4, 2003

Munging

Doing nothing much at all just hanging around with no agenda, going with the flow of things, relaxing, vegging out

Today I am having a day munging around the house.

by Tinkerbell & Squidge March 21, 2007

Megging

To hump. Or to thurst forwards onto an object/person.

Girl #1: Hi! I megged with Josh last night! He's so good at megging!
Girl #2: Thats great, me and Jarred meg all the time now!

by CornyUnicorn August 23, 2009

Meggin

v. When a guy is blinded by love and thinks his gf/fwb is a lot hotter than she actually is.

Yeah, Connor, I totally agree he's Meggin pretty hard over her.

by ImpressionMan April 12, 2011

Moggins

The act of cutting off one's penis, usually in a public place such as a restaurant or a bus station, during a fit of rage.

An unnecessarily large knife is often used to enhance the effect, and the 'Mogger' may choose to then consume the amputated genitalia for the same reason.

Should be used in the context 'to go Moggins'.

If she gives me any more hassle about that spreadsheet I'm just going to go Moggins on her ass...

by CaptainSplatpants October 31, 2011