Muddy Glove

During intercourse, the man reaches inside the anal cavity of the woman and proceeds masturbate using the rectum of the woman as a glove.

I did the old muddy glove on the wife for our 60th wedding anniversary; I was picking corn out of my finger nails for hours.

by ChewCracker April 5, 2019

Muddy Glacier

The act of inserting an ice cube in your ass while masturbating.

My sheets got real stained after I had a muddy glacier pop out too fast!

by Chris Heather July 3, 2011

Muddy hank

When you girlfriend/wife shit in there hand and jerks you off

Yo Ang take laxatives so your shit makes cum harder when your giving me a muddy hank!!

by Dan V and Nicky g December 29, 2020

Muddy Susan

A basic white girl as a desert after a double penetration threesome/foursome/moresome with a gang of black guys.

Brimage rushed home to get some Muddy Susan after work.

by JLthaKing October 9, 2017

Muddy lean

lean that has multiple pills in it making look like there is sand in it.

Ayy Rory made some muddy lean for the party tonight.

by Fritzelfri February 2, 2019

Muddy cowgirl

When a girl is riding you cowgirl and she shits on your dick and proceeds to keep riding getting it everywhere

Dude, Amy gave me a muddy cowgirl and I havent talked to her since.

by Realdankduck November 3, 2019

Muddy Walnut

Similar to a Wet willy. One places finger into their anus, then proceeds to swirl said finger around in an unsuspecting victims ear.

I was going to give her a wet willy, but she crossed the line. That girl definitely received an extra juicy muddy walnut.

by MuddyWalnut May 29, 2017