moron

1. synonymous to everyone's name
2. homonymous to George Bush
3. also synonymous to George Bush
4. a town in switzerland
5. stupider than a retard

1. <insert name here> is a moron
2. the current president of the USA is Moron
3. the current president of the USA is a moron
4. Moronese: "I live in moron"
5. Bush is dumber than a retard

by nonsense! December 28, 2008

Total Moron

Anyone who puts their own name on UrbanDictionary and tries to describe themselves or their friends names. Usually put a sentance like, "Oh my gosh, that person is a total name" in the example slot. These are the kinds of people who need to be banned, backhanded, and set on fire.

We should make it our personal duty to backhand all Total Morons. Go out and do it. NOW.

Total Moron: "Post Kerry: a really cool girl! &^_^ LOLWTFBBQ!"

Intelligent person: *Backhands, sets on fire, and smiles happily, listening to the screams*

by Satan in a Can February 5, 2005

maronate

To sit at home like a shut in while becoming increasingly more and more paranoid that everyone is out someplace talking about you or plotting your demise. Literally drive yourself crazy with self induced delusional worry.

*probably while obtaining an ellipsis tattoo.*

Hey did you invite so-and-so to come with us?

Yeah but she would rather stay home and maronate all night.

by Sssss_mmmmmmmm February 22, 2014

Garfofalo-moron

A term used to describe someone that is utterly clueless and probably retarded.

Moron Janeane Garofalo claimed that everyone attending tea-parties is a racist that hates blacks, when in fact many attendees were either black or hispanic. One of the most notable blacks was Kevin Jackson who emceed the St. Louis tea party.

Joy Behar states "If you're black you have to be a Democrat!"
Mark, an intelligent black man, replies "Why would I follow the party that continues to enslave blacks for their own political agenda. Look at reality...Democrats resisted freedom for blacks when Republican Abraham Lincoln freed them? You must be a Garfofalo-moron!"

by American Terminologist May 21, 2009

moronize

The act of makin someone (or something) a moron, one moron more on earth

What happens to you when lookin at MTV

Bush moronizes all those American crackers with his retarded speech

My sister got moronized last night. She watched that Brad Pitt´s shit during 6 hours!

by Yo Daddy, bitch! February 10, 2005

moronicle

A single act by an single individual that normally isn't given to acts of incredible stupidity.

I've never seen such an intelligent person pull a hot pan out of an oven without a mitt before. What a moronicle.

by Paul Telesco October 13, 2007

moronin

When you wake up in the morning feeling like a complete dumbass

"I woke up dead to the world and had no idea I didn't lift up the toilet seat when I pee'd...definately having a moronin"

by MeLJ05 July 2, 2008