gay midget dwarf

An alternate moniker for Tom Cruise. Properly abbreviated as GMD.

The gay midget dwarf and Katie Holmes are never going to get married!

by Xenu2001 July 7, 2006

midga.org/rc

Rainbow cracking site via web based interface. This site was the 1st to put an online rainbow cracker to the web.

www.midga.org/rc Web Crackers

by slimjim100 January 26, 2005

midget toss

think hot potato, except with a midget.

john won the midget toss tournament

by mike oxuje November 22, 2007

midget lover

when someone is obsessed with little people.

Brandan likes to go to small world so he can meet a midget and have hard core sex with them, classifying him as a midget lover.

by BIG person lover February 14, 2009

Midget Minge Muncher

A midget minge muncher is a height challenged adult female who likes to drink from the furry cup of life. Similar to up-skirt golden shower guzzlers, minge munchers particularly enjoy the state of stupor that results from a process known as female ejaculate face flooding.

I, your mother was a midget minge muncher just like her mother before her. Your mother could drink a 1,000 stench swilled quims dry a day and still have room for a pile of old female ejaculate before bed. Them were the days before television.

by Anarcho-Capitalist February 6, 2010

hefty midget

A sexual act usually consisting of 3 people. Two regular size people one male and one female and one midget(usually male)and a goat. All human partners cover their bodies in bacon grease. When all are covered the regular size male inserts the midgets head into his female partner's anus (It is recommended that she is bent over). At this point the midget squeaks creating a vibrating sensation in the woman's rectum. The male still holding the midget up at this point then grabs the goat and mounts it. The mounted goat may kick or may not depending of course on how furiously it is mounted. The male then gently lays the midgets rear down in front of the goat's mouth his head still inserted in the woman's anus. The midget now getting it's anus licked by the goat begins to squeak more making the woman truly satisfied. The male having already inserted his penis into the goat begins singing the theme song from charles in charge. Finally the male ejaculates on the goat. The woman releases a steady stream of fecal matter onto the midgets head, the goat stops licking the midget. The midget then pop's his head out of the woman, every inch of the midget's head and parts of his left shoulder covered completely in feces.

Mike: So I had a hot date last night.

Sebastion: Oh yeah? Did you give her a hefty midget?

Mike: You know it brosef.

Sebastion: Yeah I'm into goats.

by mikew September 7, 2008

CRIB MIDGET

Any young child, generally annoying due to their very presence.

Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.

"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."

The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.

San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.

by MR WOLF January 25, 2008