the carpet matches the drapes

Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!

Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?

by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018

Meatchamber

1. kinky term for pussy

2. Actual place where meat is stored

3. Both

"I was eatin this girl out when, out of nowhere, some Jerk Chicken slid out!"
"Dude that is the epitome of a meatchamber!'

by Shamcock November 8, 2010

Matches Are Free

A statement made when an object is of no use or worthless. Can also be used as a derogatory term towards someones possesions.

Mike asked me what I thought of his new car.
I told him Matches Are Free...

by Lenny C October 30, 2007

Meatcuff

A slap to the face generally with the palm.

Whoa. Frankie gave Chris a Meatcuff to the ear and Chris was hearing blood.

by iNFiDeL KaSTRo April 13, 2009

matchslacker

Noun. One who subscribes to an online dating site, but is much too lazy and/or too busy to respond to potential dates in a timely fashion.

Kim: How's it going with the online dating?
Becca: I haven't done much lately. I've been a matchslacker.

by MmmMichMeg February 7, 2010

Matchmaking Roulette

In an Xboxlive game with a Matchmaking system, and you enter with one more person that a team can hold, Its a game of roulette on who is on the other team.

GUY 1-"Ok, guys. Theres 5 of us going into a 4v4 playlist. Someone is going to be on the other team."

Later-

Guy 2- "NO! I've fallen prey to that old matchmaking roulette."

by ImperialCody May 21, 2010

match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross

1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties

by 1bigfloppydong August 31, 2010