Mateo Rojo

THE BEST FUCKING RAPPER/SINGER IN THE HOLE WORLD, loves travis Scott, has “Look mom I can fly”, and also plays 2k and warzone.

Mateo Rojo is better than Drake.
Travis Scott wants to be like Mateo Rojo.

by evemontoya69 November 25, 2021

Mateo

The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.

The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Mateo every week.

by 135218930 November 29, 2021

mateo molenaar

a sexy 5'1 white male with a huge cock. looks like he sells burnt hot dog buns outside of a blockbuster. keeps at it with a chipmunk and is a d4 kicker committed to e wing university

damn mateo molenaar makes my stomach turn in circles with how big them damn ears are

by yo boiiy bigbird December 10, 2021

Mareyon

mareyon is a piece of shit and guy who dosent care about yours feelings and has way to much confidence, he has a big heart tho but he takes so long to respond

mareyon can you hurry tf up Asnwer the phone

by yoshortyy December 17, 2021

mateo bedoya

THE SEXIEST MAN IN EXISTENCE OMG. IF YOU HAVE THIS NAME YOU AUTOMATICALLY ARE GOOD LOOKING AND THE SMARTEST MAN EVER. SOME MAY EVEN CONSIDER YOU A GOD

I wish i was dating mateo bedoya ;(

by Sizk.v December 27, 2021

Mateo&Storie

Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.

“Mateo and storie are prefect Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.

by purrr💖 March 15, 2022

mateo

lil baby bitch with a big dicckkkkkk. He look like he a recovering failed heroin addict and likes to cook meth not for profit just for funsiesssss. He goes around offering to give head and likes sticking his penis in gatorade bottles in the community fridge. Then he gets hard and it pops like a bottle rocket. Him and his gay lover love to have threesomes with women who role play as dwayne the rock johnson with hair. they need super hairy eyebrows otherwise it doesn't work. He loves the rock hard experience.

Hey baby u know how its our special day?
Imma need that mateo type dome tonight

by Dee Perdadi March 23, 2022