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manitary towel 

A play of words on 'sanitary towel', A strip of toilet roll placed in the underpants to prevent the soiling of underwear following a heavy night out. Similar to a 'manpon' in nature.

Can also be used in a derogatory nature towards a male who is acting like a female.
I drank so much beer last night, it's given me the shits. Think I'm gonna have to use a manitary towel.
Put on a manitary towel you massive girl!
manitary towel by hobberz April 10, 2011
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a healthy dog who constanley licking himself
dude your dog is such a madigan
madigan by ILboy June 13, 2008

Meditation 

The art of clearing your mind of all coherent thought or action; except to focus on one thing; like the beauty of some random tree or something. It is to come in contact with your inner self.
So, Hirosuke, if that how you got those 1337 New-Type Skittles?
Meditation by Leiko October 6, 2004
Noun- a huge dumb loserface
Adj.- condition pertaining to being angry (mad-again)
1. Chase cannot add 2+2 because he is a swine and a madigan.
2. Chase got bit by a dog and now he is madigan.
madigan by breadmaster December 14, 2008

Tu Mardita Madre 

Pronounced . too-mar-deet-ah-madre

Meaning "YOUR GODDAMN MOTHER"
Commonly used in heavy heated arguments or discussions
to embarrass a person or to put ones mother to shame
In a near collision scare in traffic one would offend the causer of the near collision by say .Hijo De Tu Mardita MADRE por poco nos mata !!!!!

Sapna Madia 

dude who is that incredibly attractive and funny person?
o thats just sapna madia its natural