Lyingness

A apparent fierce, impressive and honest woman
But is actually living in a fantasy, can't tell the truth about what she had for breakfast and dates different men at the same time telling each she loves them as she's got serious dad issues

Also can't box for shit despite claiming she wins matches for charity

The Lyingness told stories that were too good to be true, even with video evidence on YouTube that proved she was lying

by Octavian April 2, 2018

Lying under the span

Having a woman sit on your face

I was lying under the span. With my gf all night last night.it was great.

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

Lying like a Thot

Lying with your leg up by your side and sticking your ass in the air

She’s lying like a thot

by Tydanielss June 25, 2021

Lying Hat

A hat that is not truly a hat, it is actually a wide mohawk.

Brian was wearing a Lying Hat last Tuesday.

by ADGPlayz64 August 6, 2021

Lying

Didn't not tell the truth-ing.
Not including an important detail when answering a question.

Me: When I asked about food, you didn't tell me you had already eaten and are not hungry.
Them: I didn't not tell you I wasn't hungry.
Me: That is still lying.

by ScoriaPeon September 14, 2021

linfitt

Has a massive dong about 60 inch and has a sexy 3 strands of hair

Person:how are you
Linfitt:*moans aggressively*

by A perso November 24, 2021

lying nine

v. Having an obscene advantage. Originally a Canadian ice-curling term but now a popular Aussie expression.

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Move your bishop up a few squares mate! You’ll be lying nine and guzzling a frozen festive in two shakes of a wallaby’s snake.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2021