lynnfield 

A town in Massachusetts dominated by annoying guidos, rich people, and losers who call it "L-town".

Yo man did you see that Italian kid wearing that varsity jacket in Lynnfield?

lynnfield by doctor weed February 18, 2008

Lynnfield 

Lynnfield has several different classes of people. First we have the guidos. All they do is cook up big pots of guido red sauce and brag about shit they accomplished. The second class is the nerds(aka the Irish) all they do is talk about TF2 and Minecraft and rant on during lunch about console wars and shit. They are sad fucks with no girlfriends or lives, usually get good grades though. The third class is the jocks(aka guidos and douchebags) Which are a bunch of fags who "flirt" with the ugly guido girls and pale ass irish nerds and think they're something else. Well, they aren't. And that leads us onto the girls, who all think they're so perfect and too fucking good for you unless you're a guido jock douchebag fag. Which is about 75% of the population. Then we have the 1% percent, the beautiful people, the alphas, the spark of hope, the prophets. Oh, wait. Fuck. There aren't any.

"Look at that guy, he's such a guido jock douchebag fag retard, I think i'll go out with him for 2 days, and then break up with him."
"Lynnfield is the source of all evil."

Lynnfield by Sipping Tomato Sauce February 11, 2014

Lynnfield 

Quite possibly the most futile town in Massachusetts. It's full of Guidos and
stupid pale-ass Irish people. All the girls think they're pretty and "too good
for you" when they're really not. And all the boys are blind of common sense and
care about nothing but fucking sports. Everyones blind about any other sexuality
other than heterosexuality, and everyone in town is a douche-bag in their own
way.

"Look at that girl rejecting all those guys over there, she's totally from Lynnfield."
"Lynnfield wouldn't be a bad town if everyone weren't such sad fucks!"

Lynnfield by I'm Goin' For A Ride! September 24, 2013

Lynnfield Football 

Lynnfield was great at football last year, probably because all of he senior boys were strongly built. As of 2018, is it safe to say the team sucks. Worst record at LHS, and to top it all off, the team is full ass holes. The seniors are scrawny and egotistical. Not one good senior on the team. Every player on this team is level headed, cocky, and rude. They walk around the school acting like they own the place, yet they would get their asses kicked by any girl’s powder puff team.

The Lynnfield football team is the worst team in Massachusetts.

Lynnfield Football by probablythat November 18, 2018

Longfield Academy 

Longfield Academy is a shitty school located in the north east of England
the headteacher can’t even fit into his suits anymore because he’s a little prick and half of the school is full of fucking pedos

Do not send your kids to this school unless you want them to be molested by a bunch of nonces and pedophiles

Have you seen that school Longfield Academy pwah that headteacher is a right prick

Longfield Academy by YoutubeSlag May 25, 2019

Longfield Academy 

A shitty school full of druggies in kent, England. Where half the younger girls are shagging older boys and most teachers are shagging too.

Have you heard about what happens at Longfield Academy?

Longfield Academy by suckmytittiesxoxo January 22, 2020

lingfield college 

lingfield college (previously known as lingfield notre dame) isn’t even a college yet for some reason that’s what it’s called. it’s full of kids who want to get a good education but aren’t rich enough to go to a good private school. all the teachers are wankers lol and all the kids are too. it’s not a good school and we all can’t wait until we get out of it. but i mean we get 8 weeks summer holiday !

kid: you know lingfield college?
kid 2: yeah it’s full of wankers and cheap slags lol

lingfield college by chris hare mind boggler January 12, 2019