A town in Massachusetts dominated by annoying guidos, rich people, and losers who call it "L-town".
Yo man did you see that Italian kid wearing that varsity jacket in Lynnfield?
by doctor weed February 19, 2008
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Lynnfield has several different classes of people. First we have the guidos. All they do is cook up big pots of guido red sauce and brag about shit they accomplished. The second class is the nerds(aka the Irish) all they do is talk about TF2 and Minecraft and rant on during lunch about console wars and shit. They are sad fucks with no girlfriends or lives, usually get good grades though. The third class is the jocks(aka guidos and douchebags) Which are a bunch of fags who "flirt" with the ugly guido girls and pale ass irish nerds and think they're something else. Well, they aren't. And that leads us onto the girls, who all think they're so perfect and too fucking good for you unless you're a guido jock douchebag fag. Which is about 75% of the population. Then we have the 1% percent, the beautiful people, the alphas, the spark of hope, the prophets. Oh, wait. Fuck. There aren't any.
"Look at that guy, he's such a guido jock douchebag fag retard, I think i'll go out with him for 2 days, and then break up with him."
"Lynnfield is the source of all evil."
by Sipping Tomato Sauce February 12, 2014
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Quite possibly the most futile town in Massachusetts. It's full of Guidos and
stupid pale-ass Irish people. All the girls think they're pretty and "too good
for you" when they're really not. And all the boys are blind of common sense and
care about nothing but fucking sports. Everyones blind about any other sexuality
other than heterosexuality, and everyone in town is a douche-bag in their own
"Look at that girl rejecting all those guys over there, she's totally from Lynnfield."
"Lynnfield wouldn't be a bad town if everyone weren't such sad fucks!"
by I'm Goin' For A Ride! September 24, 2013
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Lynnfield was great at football last year, probably because all of he senior boys were strongly built. As of 2018, is it safe to say the team sucks. Worst record at LHS, and to top it all off, the team is full ass holes. The seniors are scrawny and egotistical. Not one good senior on the team. Every player on this team is level headed, cocky, and rude. They walk around the school acting like they own the place, yet they would get their asses kicked by any girl’s powder puff team.
The Lynnfield football team is the worst team in Massachusetts.
by probablythat November 18, 2018
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