liberals

an large annoying group of people who make things more fuckin complicated than they have to be.

Liberals: okay everyone! this year: no more Christmas trees!
Random person: Why the fuck not?
Liberals: Cause they contain the word Christ! that might offend people!
Random person: Im about to pop you ass....

by EliteMuse March 13, 2008

liberals

Liberals are whiney, moral-lacking, tree-hugging, pot-smoking, butt-fucking, communists who are poisoning america's youth.

see: asshole,moron,clinton

Liberals like Bill Clinton and his Communist wife Hillary, should die.

by ConservativeGirlsDoItBetter November 15, 2007

Liberal

Someone who is athiest, anti-American, extremely hypocritical, who lies and tarnishes the American country just to get into power, who ruins the economy once they actually get into power, who hates the military and its personnel, who DOESN'T support what marriage is, and who has no balls at all.

"let's TALK to the murderous terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us all by cutting our heads off, and when we catch them, we can't interrogate them because that's mean!" - Said the Liberal

by Paradox4000 July 4, 2009

liberals

Liberals are masters of two things , brainwashing and censorship.

i hate liberals ....

by take your two party system and shove it June 3, 2006

liberator

When a fart can't escape safely past your butt cheeks then begins an exodus by climbing your cheeks to the small of your back to the promised land and freedom. Usually when sitting in cramped conditions.

Thank god for that liberator or I would've had to get up anyway to rewipe.

by caylow February 23, 2011

Liberal

An annoying, college aged hipster that objects to all traditions, and thinks that most flags are racist.

Conservative: “Puts up Gadsden flag in yard”

Annoying Liberal Next door: OMG that flag is so anti feminist, anti gay and racist! I though racism was extinct!!

by Jahamez April 13, 2020

Liberal

"Liberal: a power worshipper without power"
-George Orwell

A liberal is generally someone on the "left" of the political scale...

by Aboyt April 13, 2005