Laptop Back

Spending an excessive amount of time on the Brickie’s Laptops.

Boys I can’t come tonight I have a serious case of laptop back.

by Davico June 30, 2019

laptop

A sexual pose where you sit on one’s lap until the partner’s thighs overheat

She laptop (ed) me last night and I got 2nd degree burns

by Elow101 April 16, 2019

Laptop

A trash gaming device

Wow that must be a laptop it suck at gaming

by What thr May 5, 2020

laptop

a low level pc

pc is better than laptop

by there're August 7, 2020

Laptopoop

When your laptop is so crappy, it's literally a piece of shit
When you are on the loo and you are using your laptop

Urgh ffs, I hate my laptopoop
I need to buy laptop because my current laptopoop is so annoying

by ifyouknowwhothisiscongrats October 12, 2020

laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)

Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.

by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020

Laptop

A laptop is a portable computer that cant manage to get 60+ fps without you spending around 900$ dollars into it.

"Hello lady, would you like to buy a laptop, here we have an amazing model; 4 gigs of ram, intel pentium, integrated graphics and 1tb of storage"

by LagMage May 6, 2021