lantern jawed

having a protruding jaw like popeye the sailor

sweet pea: gosh uncle popeye! how can you eat that whole can of spinach at one go?
popeye: it's because of me lankern jawed jaw (lantern jawed jaw)

by marquess of carabbas October 27, 2007

landers

A hurtful nickname given to someone with an extreme lack of swimming ability, often unable to even set foot in water, especially without inflatable aids. Named landers because land is the only place they are safe. Often phobic of water.

Haha, everyone, look at that landers, he's such a loser, scared of water! Phahahaaaaaa
That guy can't swim you know, what a landers!

by landboy August 22, 2011

langerd

crazy ass drunk

i went to the lodge and of course got ridiculously langerd

by limlover11 January 4, 2010

lazertits

1. tits that are so outrageous that they're a lethal weapon.
2. tit action that travels at the speed of light.
3. extreme headlights of the mammary kind.
4. futuristic feminine power.

the ladies of lazertitsdotcom displaying their wares.

by lazertitting bandit March 9, 2010

langersed

noun; lang-erz-d

a pronounced state of inebriation; very drunk.

I was out last night and I was langersed drunk.

by SooprTruffaut March 4, 2011

Lanzellotti

The world's most cruel family, formed by thugs and fighters

Wow, there's a Lanzellotti comin' run bitch

by Lanzellotti Thug July 26, 2012

lazergod

That boy who sits inside and is super depressed. Then he gets eye cancer

That fucking lazergod

by whatupp sstassdfie;aldj February 10, 2018