lanter

n,adj,v-(to engage in lanter) lanter is the combination of "banter" and "lad" and is a state of "chat" engaged by several "lads" that is of a very high standard, this however is not the most epifonic state of chat obtainable by "lads" that is lantage

"Aye man hearts are sound and are gunna win thte SPL"
"ooooooooh aye comming from a jambo, 'mon the hoops"
"man this is some serious lanter"
"aye but it's ne lantage"

by Ranathon August 6, 2006

ass lancer

one who engages in ass lancing

I hear Mr. Neuman is not only gay, he's an ass lancer.

by Griphftor July 6, 2006

lapierre

the epitome of all manhood, one that all other males try to elevate oneself too. one that is very confidant almost humorously so. one that takes pain away and replaces with extreme joy. the act of twitterpating.

Amanda was lapierre about Brian.

by Amanda Benedict November 24, 2007

Lanie

She is a person who goes through struggles but she gets through them. She hates opening up about how she feels and doesn't like being in a relationship she is always determined to get things done but loves to goof around. Most of her friends are boys but she has one girl friend she loves llamas and Harry Potter. She is really weird and goofy so always cherish her if you get the chance to don't let her go if you break her heart she will not show it because she hates having emotions and feelings. She is a great girlfriend/bestfriend/sister never get rid of her because she is a great specimen she may not seem very sweet and she is kind of intimidating but just get to know her! Her bestfriend is always named Kaylie. She has talents but she hides them. She is pretty athletic and she tries her hardest on almost everything. If you get a Lanie keep her forever.

Damn Lanie is the greatest
Yeah I know I wish she was my bff but she is already taken by Kaylie

by llamaandpotterlover February 16, 2019

Left laner

The act of driving slow as fuck on a major highway in the passing lane.

"We got a fuckin left laner here, clogging up the passing lane. I wish these motherfuckers would just stay home."

by Fartstinker December 13, 2019

E-Jack-O-Lantern

A pumpkin with a hole carved in it, meant for sticking one's penis into for masturbatory purposes.

Hey b, heard you got one of them e-jack-o-lanterns, lemme smash!

by silly boi mcgee November 4, 2017

Persian Shekkeh Lantern

The act of fucking a person after completely dismembering them, then hollowing out their intestines & face, placing a candle or torch inside their now empty vessel, and turning them into a lantern.

Remember Sahsa? I heard she was turned into a Persian Shekkeh Lantern.

by S. Yielding January 19, 2020