Laser312

Laser312 refers to a mid ass asian that lives on the west coast. He listens to shitty ass music such as Pooya, E-role plays and sucks ass at Roblox games such as deepwoken and anime battle arena.

Person A: "Did you hear that Laser312 erps?"
Person B: "Makes sense. He does live on the west coast."

by Not Cheezre April 26, 2022

Laser-like Focus

An Australian Colloquial term for willful ignorance

Minister Tudge at the Robodebt Royal Commission "I had a laser-like focus on my responsibility as the minister" I didn't know the scheme was unlawful.

by GovtPFFT February 1, 2023

Laser

An alternative term for receiving a blowjob.

Person 1: yo have you gotten any laser recently?

Person 2: na I get no bitches.

by Major laser September 16, 2023

digitization laser

a device used to transport objects from the analog universe (the real world) into a digital realm (world inside the computer)

Both the MCP and Ma3a used digitization lasers to transport humans to the digital world.

by Bonzer Tucker May 26, 2004

Rabies Laser

When a cat or dog has glowing laser-like eyes, from the reflection of a camera flash, or car headlights.

That dog has the Rabies Laser. Get out of the way, or he's going to get you with that shit!

by Satan's Little Muffin January 20, 2013

buck laser

when your father fries your gaped asshole to a crisp with a magnifying glass and sunlight

andrews got a D- in history so his dad tied him up and gave him a mean buck laser out back

by chdhf January 4, 2017

Chocolate Laser

When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin

I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing

by ThePornStarChild October 6, 2019