Joel 

He’s an absolute fruity don and if not careful will clap your mums left clit till soggy. If you don’t use your words carefully around him he will grab your knob and tie it into a knot

:bully”hey Joel give me your sperm you jumbo sized mug” :Joel”who the fuck do you think your talking to”. :Joel”*ties knob into the shape of a giraffe

Joel by Bobs a dollop November 23, 2021

Joel 

Joel is a common name of someone who has an abnormally small weiner. They have a genetic predisposition for being terrible lovers, communicators, and horrible at remembering names. They often claim expertise in many fields, however express no knowledge whatsoever. A typical Joel owns a truck without 4WD, dates white girls, and enjoys a finger or 3 in their own poop chute.

Boy: I think I'm in love with you
Girl: Shut up Joel!

Joel by Jim Stephensen November 23, 2021

Joel 

An sick ripped Italian cunt with a Greek god physique

Man, I want to be Joel

Joel by Joeldurt12436 November 24, 2021

Joel 

Probably one of the most annoying people in the world. He always talks about "his massive cock", but everyone knows that he does not have that kind of shlong. Still, he is the best pain in the arse that could ever happen to you <3!

Is your name Joel? Because you seem pretty dumb

Joel by FarmerCool November 24, 2021

Joel 

Avoidant and distant. Don't try to understand a Joel. He understands all and refuses to succumb to mushy feelings. Joel doesn't want to read palms. Stop asking

“I asked my Maggie to read my palm and they said no.”

“Woah. She is being such a Joel.”

Joel by brandyTheQueen November 27, 2021

Joel 

Joel is a lightskin fatty who thinks he's funny and thinks he can get all the girls when in reality he is ugly and no one likes him. He also teases all the nerd kids because he's insecure of himself because a girl rejected him and moved to his best mate. Joel is just a fat lightskin no one could care less about. People often think joel should kill himself but don't say it to his face and plenty of girls find him annoying and unattractive

Ewww, f*ck off you Joel

Joel by MSJ URBAN DICTIONARY January 14, 2022

Joel 

Joel is a kind, funny, hot guy and they usually go out with girls named Karla, so Karla if u see this marry him.

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: Oh thats Joel, Karla’s boyfriend

Joel by Trustlations 4:20 January 22, 2022