Soggy Jaspers

When are group of young men get a cat, preferably named Jaspers,and chase him around the house trying to bust a nut on it. This game may take up to a week to be completed but the winner receives a well deserved soggy Miyagi.

me steve and karl played a 48 hour game of soggy jaspers last week.

by Soggy Jaspers December 25, 2008

Jasper

He's a faggot and is disliked by all, especially Joe

Wow, you're a real Jasper!

by Secretly Joe but not really February 28, 2018

Jaspers

The best bar to get your drink on in Lompoc, Ca.

My friends and I were at Jaspers till last call.

by GMC13 October 27, 2007

Jasper

someone who'll die alone

Jasper moment

by hashslinginghasherrrr August 2, 2020

Jaspering

jasper is making posts that are jasper

jaspering late at night?
yep

by laxxex March 21, 2021

Jasper

A man with small chicken legs and usually an expert in fresh produce.

Gee that jasper has the smallest legs I've ever seen

by Cappppperrrrrrr December 4, 2014

Jaspery

Adjective- a boy that is very sensitive to the moods of others around him or a boy that suffers frequent mood swings in which he is compared to the fictional character Jasper Hale.

My ex-boyfriend was so jaspery, I had to break up with him.

by Wordy Spencer May 9, 2009