Instaflex

When people post photos on Instagram trying to stunt

These ho's fillin' up my instaflex thinking they special.

by Mayoyo January 1, 2013

instagirl

a girl who is very popular on Instagram.

She has caught up among her friends and fans as an instagirl in recent days.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 November 23, 2014

instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!

Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"

by killacole/bribarian February 18, 2009

instablunt

when you call up your weed man and simply order 1 or multiple pre-rolled blunts of the finest of green.

person1: yo man we need some tree

person2: yea but 7 eleven is all outta wraps!

person1: thats cool man, ill just call up my boy and snag an instablunt

by da king of pain February 3, 2009

Instablista

Burning yourself with something so hot that it instantly becomes a blister.

*burns self with caramel from caramel apple getting an instant blister* HOLY POO I GOT AN INSTABLISTA!!!

by TayNation July 11, 2010

Instabitching

When a person starts bitching on an Instagram post.

Ellen: Just ate birthday cake with my friends! So yummy :D
Natalia: OMG, you had birthday cake?! Why didn't you invite me to your party?! You're so mean! I hate you!
Ellen: Jeez Natalia, stop instabitching on all my posts.

by )_Me_( February 3, 2013

instabook

1. Slang used by the elderly for popular photo sharing website Instagram
2. The posting of a picture on instagram

1. Whatcha doing? you instabooking?
2. that's a nice photo you should instabook that

by Greyham June 15, 2013