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Hooking

A sexual act in which a Pirate or an Pirate Actor shoves an anal hook attached to his or her hand inside a woman's vagina or anus
Long John Silver was hooking Mary Jane in the newest Pirate Porn
by PirateLoverBowzer February 3, 2012
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hookling

That hooker, shaniqua shouldn't be walkin around with her lil' hookling looking for work
by Danny Bailey April 5, 2007
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Hooligan-Creeper

Someone who has tendencies to creep yet still participates in the shannanigans of a hooligan.
Hooligan-Creepers. They'll steal your radio and then watch you sleep.
by Faith_Chris December 17, 2010
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Howlingstar

A lascivious creature with a large penis that women can't seem to stop talking about. Rumor has it that a Howlingstar has a tri-penis and can have sex with Peach, Zelda, and Daisy at the same time.
Guy 1: You really need to stop talking about the phallus of the Howlingstar.

Girl 1: I can't.
by BabyCthulhu January 26, 2011
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Hooligating

Similar to fornicating for regular people... but hooligating is coitus between two or more hooligans.
Wow those hooligans were hooligating hard trying to make some little hooligoslings.
by God Damn Intellectual July 25, 2012
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hollingered

The phenomenon where an NBA sports journalist will irrationally choose the Memphis Grizzlies or a Memphis Grizzlies player in a matchup versus a superior opponent. This phenomenon occurs because of the success of one John Hollinger. He is the lone success story of a sports journalists crossing over into the front office of an NBA team. He is the Vice President of Basketball Operations for the Memphis Grizzlies and the the hero of all of his journalistic peers. Because of this, they will applaud and favor anything that he does in hope of his journalistic cinderella story becoming a similar happy ending for them.
J.A. Adande hollingered that prediction.
by Turfright April 18, 2014
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hooping it up in the hammock

Barbara and Steve were hooping it up in the hammock while eating chicken.
by Szee June 2, 2015
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