hookling

The offspring of a hooker.

That hooker, shaniqua shouldn't be walkin around with her lil' hookling looking for work

by Danny Bailey April 5, 2007

hooking the g

Massaging/fingering the "g spot".

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin

by Sampacifica January 15, 2017

Hooking the Green

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.

I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?

by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010

hooking up

Based on the age range and context this term is put in, it can mean a number of different things

1) Middle school age- kissing or making out at most (unless for those few mature sluts who make make it farther)

2) High School- Generally having sex. For most freshman and some sophomores, this means kissing or making out, unless they make it farther which can be common

3) Young adults- sex.

4) Older adults, like parents- Being really nicely helped out

1)John and Lilly are hooking up at the school dance tonight!
2) I hooked up with the quarterback, his d is tiny
3) I think I might've hooked up with Jerry when I was drunk.....
4) Wow!! Bobby really is hooking me up with those concert tickets!

by thottyhoe March 12, 2015

hooking up

An incredibly ambiguous phrase that drives me absolutely insane when people use it.

John hooked up with Mary. (so what did they actually do? Did they meet at the park? Did they talk? or did they duke like viagra-injected rabbits? who knows...)

by thedon November 17, 2004

hooking

to turn a trick (sell body for money)
the task that a hook(er) performs.

i heard your mom's been hooking to put you through school.

by e-fu December 19, 2003

hooking it

DC Metro Area term for the act of masterbation

I walked in on my roommate hooking it to porn.

by SnaykByte March 20, 2007