haoletosis

When somebody act or talks like they one haole.

No mind her, she from America and still get haoletosis.

by Oofalot February 15, 2024

Hamet

Hamet is a person with a humongous penis that makes an earthquake when it hits the floor

“Oh my god Hamet please put that monster away”

by LayAroundLazy July 6, 2024

hamless

A stupid way to say “homeless” like the “er mer gerd” memes but the stressed vowel lacks the rhotic element, is fronted, and unrounded to the max.

The more straightforward meaning denotes an entity (living or not) without ham.

The homeless are usually hamless, but not all hamless are homeless.

That sandwich is hamless. The halal/kosher adherent shall find it a home in his/her stomach.

by 껀〮 October 23, 2024

hammett hoop

a single basketball goal in a field that has given many generations of kids a place to shoot hoops

Every time I drive by that hammett hoop, there is a young fellow shooting 3s. I bet that hammett hoop has seen more shots than a Memphis gas station.

by michael mooncricket III April 18, 2025

David Hammet

Ugly Fat Ass

David Hammet

by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow June 22, 2010

muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.

man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010

Cameron Hamley

A huge hoe that tries too hard. She wants everyones dick and thinks every boy likes her, they dont. Not a fun person to be around, all she does is talk about her own self and her own problems.

person: ew why is that in my house?
other person: who cameron hamley
person: EWWWWW GET OUT ATTENTION WHORE

by Dickle Little January 19, 2020