hammered to the max

The point of intoxication where the drinker will past out if anymore alcohol is consumed.

Man, last night I was hammered to the max. I don't know what I was trying to prove.

by PlumberDan October 12, 2005

Flesh Hammer

Doc. Johnson, the penis, your schlong

Witness the power of my flesh hammer!

by jgesq April 20, 2007

inverted hammer

When the female partner is in the missionary position on the end of the bed and the man perpendicular at the edge of the bed and before he penetrates her he does a hand stand and then enters and continues the penetration in the handstand. This maneuver is very difficult and should be done with caution. It is always smart to act out the activity before performing it so when it comes time to perform you know what your doing, and stretching never hurts!

WARNING: PERFORMING THIS ACT UNDER THE INFULENCE OF ALCOHOL OR DRUGS CAN LEAD TO ACCIDENTAL BACKDOOR ENTERANCE AND OR FALLING AND BREAKING SOMETHING.

" Hey babe wanna try something new!" guy " Ya sure what is it?" girl "Its called the Inverted Hammer, its suppose to be the sex position of the gods." guy " Ya sure!" girl

by bush jumping mexi January 15, 2009

nig-hammer

A rock used in the same fashion as a hammer.

Tyrone did not have enough money for a toolbox, so he had to drive the nails in with a nig-hammer.

by robsilva5451 April 8, 2009

Armin Hammer

It is basically your perfect human. He is the ultimate beast either at school, sports or in the bedroom. He is a human combined with the strength of a hammer mixed in with the greatness of AVB. It is a name or adjective.

Wow that amazing; almost like an Armin Hammer

by English Dictionary Master November 27, 2012

lollipop hammer

A lollipop hammer is a dick with a large mushroom head that when erect is used to bash someone in the face with, usually during oral intercourse.

"Tom whacked his lollipop hammer all over Amy's face, before she licked it to completion."

by chaunpop January 2, 2014

Bridgette von Hammeredmarked

What you call it when a girl gets so drunk that she seemingly has begun to speak German. Named after Bridgette von Hammersmark from the film Ingl_rious B_sterds.

Me: I didn't know that ____ spoke German.
You: She doesn't...she's just super drunk.
Me: Oh, she's Bridgette von Hammeredmarked.

by Crazy Legs 1966 April 20, 2018