Hammock

Hammock is a modern form of a compliment; usually to compliment an appealing women but not just for her looks but her outstanding brilliance and cleverness.

She’s a real hammock-
“You fools, how could you not forgive me- I am beautiful.”

by I love luffy January 16, 2022

Rattlesnake Hammock

A male thing filled with STDs. See banana hammock

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, so I wouldn't bring him home."

by Ghost_anon May 31, 2022

Rattlesnake Hammock

Male thong worn by a person with STDs. Also see banana hammock.

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, not a banana hammock."

by Ghost_anon June 2, 2022

mechanic hammock

Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat

I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock

by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021

Puerto Rican Hammock

When two Puerto Rican men double team a girl via oral and vaginal penetration at the same time and swing her side to side while doing so

Man:”You heard Jose and Carlos did a Puerto Rican hammock on that girl from 42nd?”

by Metallicarchaea September 8, 2021

hammock pointe elementary

The worst school ever ugh a lot of elementary relationships white people say the n word all the time girls that wear crop tops and don’t get dress code and they don’t like black people.

Hammock pointe elementary is such a bad school

by Umyourugly September 13, 2021

Shit Hammock

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.

There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.

by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021