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griffin

only griffin’s wear fake cowboy boots 😃
by funtimesarefun March 13, 2019
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Watching Andy Griffin

to masterbate. (Used by Martin Lawerence in "You So Crazy" when there was nothing on T.V. to watch except Andy Griffin. It describes the tendenacy of a male, who, when alone, will always reach his hands down his pants and play with himself.)
Phone rings
Martin: "Hello"
Friend: "Wassup dog! Whatcha doin'?"
Martin: "Nothing.....just sitting here..... watching andy griffin."
by Tre-Dog September 1, 2006
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griffinitis

An irrecoverable condition marked by impulsive and prolonged lying. Generally, the subject matter is almost nonsensical and obviously bogus. The sufferer often uses this condition to make himself/herself appear supperior to others and at other times does it for no apparent reason.
John: "Wouldn't it be funny to drive a semi-truck to school?"
Justin (Griffinitis sufferer): "My dad already bought me one to drive whenever I ditch my learner's permit. I already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kickass system."
by Mr. Dandy July 15, 2006
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Griffinated

When you ask a series of questions to confuse someone in response to a question they asked you or something you don't fell comfortable answering
Leslie asked me out so i griffinated her so she would forget what she asked.

Jeremy asked me what i thought so i griffinated him to have some fun.
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Griefing

Griefing can refer to multiple definitions, but is most commonly used in Minecraft and some other video games.

1. Griefing is the act of irritating and angering people in video games through the use of destruction, construction, or social engineering.
2. In forums to harass by all means: stalking, impersonation, VPN, etc. with the intent to ban, make the user uncomfortable, and etc.
3. (Chiefly in Minecraft) Griefing is when a NPC comes up and destroys your creation, mainly a creeper. Can be turned off using /gamerule mobgriefing false when cheats are enabled.
Guy goes on online thread to post offensive comment. Girl reads it.
Girl responds: You griefer!
Girl reports to admin for griefing post.
by DieselDorky16 November 5, 2018
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The Real Life Griffins

The Reality Show parody of The Real World,That The Griffins Were on Because Meg Was Embarassed By Her Family So She Went On Diane! and A TV Executive Saw Them.
The Real Life Griffins Fired Meg! WooHoo! YAY!
by Seagulls Of Satan October 1, 2008
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GRIFFIN

A Griffin never does anything. He accepts that he is useless.
Griffin is...
by Gryphon1269 May 17, 2018
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