Griffinated

When you ask a series of questions to confuse someone in response to a question they asked you or something you don't fell comfortable answering

Leslie asked me out so i griffinated her so she would forget what she asked.

Jeremy asked me what i thought so i griffinated him to have some fun.

by hahahahahahahahahahahaheheheho March 8, 2009

Griffined

The act of inserting an intoxicating pill into ones rectum for pleasure or science

"I swallowed my pills, Sean Griffined his, he says he gets higher that way"

by mynameismudd August 21, 2012

Griffined

To bail on your friends, and leave them talking to that one babbling asshole no one wants to be around.

Man I can’t believe y’all left me with that mother fucker.

Haha man you got griffined.

by ThreatTriangle January 25, 2021

Peter Griffined

A deadly sucker punch to the throat causing severe swelling to the esophagus.

Man Chad got Peter Griffined at the party last night by Brittney!

by Hammond25 February 7, 2021

griffinator

One who screams loudly and angeredly during masturbation, often frightening and scary

The Griffinator's mother was alarmed by the loud screams that could be heard eminating from the computer room.

by Mrs. Soloman December 14, 2008

Griffined

a term for getting jizzed on, or getting screwed, in a way that sounds appropriate so you can say it anywhere.

Your girlfriend is sucking that guy's dick over there, you just got Griffined!

by Peter Griffin May 13, 2005