Granny Handing

Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.

def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!

by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010

Granny Headache

The headache females get during their period that does not go away, no matter how much medicine they take.

Jan - "Fuck, I have a granny headache."

John - "Want something for it?"

Jan - "I already took something for it but like always, nothing fucking makes it go away!"

by MoxieMegan85 January 22, 2012

Granny Muff

The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.

I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.

by Wig Pusha May 16, 2013

Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.

John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !

by tilly tilly May 7, 2014

Granny Clampets

Daisy Dukes on somebody too old to be taken seriously.

That old queen has some nerve parading around in her Granny Clampets.

by swt581962 June 1, 2014

Granny chic

The real name for shabby chic

"Hey Debbie, I just love your new table and chairs. You must tell me where you got them from"

"Thanks Anna, would you believe that they are second hand from eBay. But I was happy to pay a small fortune and way more than they are really worth because the eBay description said they were genuine Granny Chic"

by nashwick September 2, 2016

Granny’s Yogurt

When a G.I.L.F. reaches climax, the sauce that proceeds to come out is granny’s yogurt.

Tom: hey man I was doing this smoking hot GILF last night
Mark: sick dude did you get a taste of that granny’s yogurt??

by Lecrae116 February 6, 2018