Cube Gopher

Any annoying co-worker who invades your work cubicle at any time uninvited even if your working there or not.

Wendy was the office ‘s cube gopher entering co-workers cubicles to rummage thru their personal effects after everyone else left.

by GreenHillGuy April 3, 2020

womp gomper

Racial slur used by internet celebrity Uncle ron

Hey Jerry, u see that no good Womp Gomper over there!

by THE GARRÉ July 25, 2020

Glipper Glopper

An olden term used by those yoinky sploinkers back in 1434. It means that you eat glip and glop clop.

Hello good sir, Clocker, have you seen the news of that ol' Glipper Glopper ova' in Times New Roman Font?

by Jimberly Nuetron April 26, 2022

Mole Gopher

Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.

Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.

She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)

Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)

Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!

by Greato2aquisquirrelbutt December 19, 2022

Drown out the Gopher

The action of pissing in an empty beer bottle and inserting into a females asshole until the bottle is completely empty.

Hillary: I'm feeling a little frisky, I think tonight is the tonight.

Bill: Really? I've been waiting forever to Drown out the gopher.

by GoochTrain November 8, 2016

smoking out the gopher

Taking a dump

“Be sure to get the bathroom code from the cashier, because we all know you’re not getting out of Panda Express without smoking out the gopher.”

by jd82 February 1, 2021

swedish gopher

a turd coming out that gets stuck because it is frozen. Often occuring when it is cold.

Ryan was crying because he had a swedish gopher and couldn't finish crapping.

by Sweet Jay February 27, 2009