crosswalk golfer

A man (usually from wealthy neighborhoods) who practices their golf swing when stopped at crosswalks.

Many men in their 40's are crosswalk golfers.

by D'Pez Poopsie December 28, 2013

bad golfer

Someone who can't even hit the ball with a skyscraper sized club. Anyone named Nick can fill this role.

Oh my God dude! I went to the Country Club yesterday with such a Nick. Big mistake.
Bad Golfer: Someone who thinks their good at golf, but really isn't.

by gunslinger8DICK May 17, 2016

callum glover

A very big dickhead

But friendly most of the time

Man callum Glover can be cool one moment and really mad the next

by Dacoolestguy May 27, 2017

Rusty Glover

A rusty glover is when you put the fist up the butt.

Gotta take care to clean really well under the nails when you're done with a rusty glover.

by I_have_black_friends June 13, 2018

abbey glover

Abbey Marie Glover, the bathtub ukulele girl. We love her very much, and she provides us with songs to listen to at (spesifically) 2 am.

Abbey Glover is a God! A gay icon! Our savior!

by AnotherLonelyGay May 22, 2019

David Glover

A man from The Inbetweeners who’s friends with Mark Donavan.In multiple scenes and plays pool.

David Glovers playing pool in the common room against Mark Donovan

by davidglover December 14, 2019

Madison Glover'ed

To be Madison Glover'ed, is to be set up on a blind date with an ugly chick. A chick who is so ugly, you wouldn't consider even taking one for the team.
While it has become a popular household phrase across the Nation, it originated in Boise,ID by a native local. He coined the term after seeing the face of His blind date,Madison. To His dismay, the chick was Dog Faced Ugly. A real Garbage Can looking broad.
So scary in fact, Legend has it, His screams were heard as far as Caldwell,ID

Hey Brandon B. my ol' lady said she has a friend she wants you to meet. We should all grab some drinks!

"No thanks Pal! Last time I did that, I got

Madison Glover'ed"

by ҽӀվՏɩɑ🌰🐿ɠ๏ŋʑ๏ June 17, 2020