Gordon Freeman effect

A strong urge to protect humanity from invading aliens, stop talking, destroying all boxes in sight and to crawl around in vents, that somebody gets whenever they hold a crowbar.

Jake: " hey look at this crowbar"

Mike: " carefully it might have the Gordon Freeman effect on you"
Jake: * smashing boxes with said crowbar*

by notThepybro September 21, 2023

Freemanism

The belief that Gordan Freeman from half- life is a god.

Quotes
"All hail the crowbar"
"May Gordon keep you safe from Head crabs"

"I believe in Freemanism. We freemanists believe that in the future Gordon Freeman will save the world from the combine"

by Sir Oberon The Striped April 27, 2009

freemanic paracusia

a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman

http://xkcd.com/462/ for an example of freemanic paracusia

by dork who reads xkcd October 8, 2008

Freeman

A Freeman (who can also be a woman) is a conservative working-or middle-class American individual who drinks domestic beer, likes to fish and hunt and enjoys football, baseball and NASCAR. A Freeman will often display a disproportionate amount of pride relative to his or her social and economic status. This pride often manifests itself as a penchant for big vehicles with large wheels which gives the impression to the Freeman that he or she is "riding high" or intimidating to everybody on the road who is driving smaller vehicles. Many Freemen harbor the paranoid suspicion that the government wants to confiscate their firearms so they will bumper sticker their cars with placards that read, "You can pry my gun from my cold dead hands." Freemen comprise the majority of patronage for many US companies like WalMart and McDonald's and are the largest contributors to state and Indian reservation gambling enterprises across the country. Ninety percent of white prison inmates are Freemen and 9 out of 10 country albums are purchased by Freemen (the other 1 out of 10 country albums are purchased by music critics who then sell or donate that country music album to a secondhand music-or book-store). While often parodied on TV (SNL's skit "Appalachian ER," for instance) and in larger sophisticated cities like Boston and L.A., Freemen are widely respected in most parts of Middle America where they are viewed as a type of vital backbone to the nation. Without Freemen WalMarts would be hard pressed to find cashiers, the truck driving industry would grind to a halt and practically every casino outside of Las Vegas and Atlantic City would have to file for bankruptcy.

-The skit Appalachian ER on SNL is offensive to Freemen everywhere.
-Why do you care? You're not a Freeman.
-I know, but my dad is a Freeman. He likes Johnny Cash, smokes Marlboros and drives a Ford F-150.

I'm proud to be an American! I'm a Freeman!

by Nite of Nat October 14, 2007

Freeman-on-the-land

A nonsense term used by idiots who think they are exempt from any laws they do not like.

*I am a Freeman-on-the-Land, and I do not recognise your oppressive rules about child molestation"

"There's that guy on the phone again"
"Who?"
"The one refusing to pay his parking charges because he's a 'Freeman-on-the-Land"
"LOL"

by Covidfallout November 26, 2020

Freeman

The act of striking your girlfriend in the face, then attempting to push her into a fire

My sister acquired a restraining order against a young boy who then proceeded to go freeman on her ass.

by Jack Inurface May 15, 2008

kevin freeman

Someone who smells like total ass. Usually has terribly small penis if any at all. Likes to ride animals after tugging on their balls to make them angry. Also, enjoys anal as much if not more than the next guy

Kevin freeman tried to have sex with me but I couldn't feel it

by whatthecoolguy22 September 26, 2013