FedExcellent

The irrational euphoria people get just from opening surprise packages, no matter what's in them.

Man, ripping open that box felt FedExcellent, but turns out it was just some junk I left at my ex's place.

by PedXing1992 August 6, 2009

Federal Swagg

Having so much swagg that the government wants to tax it to get out of debt

Have you seen Johnny lately? He really stepped his game up. He's rockin' that federal swagg

by Holddeeznutz June 27, 2011

federal jake

A federal Jake refers to a jokster who always makes you laugh because they are stupid dumb.

Lol, Stiles you a federal Jake.

by Federal Jake February 12, 2018

Federal Way

Bedroom community and soul-less suburb in Washington State. Located roughly halfway between Tacoma and Seattle. In 1987, University of Washington scientist Bernard Luchenbach theorized that Federal Way could be the location of the door to the underworld.

"Dude, where you from?"

"Federal Way"

"That sucks."

"Yeah"

by Magic 8 Ball October 16, 2008

federast

One who is drawn towards a (immature) federation; eg the European Union. Somewhat degrading due to the resemblance with "Pederast".

.... SDP was disillusionment with Labour’s negative attitude over European integration,
he has never been a convinced European Federalist (or "Federast"(2), as ...

by Haakon Bull-Hansen May 13, 2003

FedEx

<verb>

FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.

If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"

George Bush really FedEx'd the United States.

by Dave April 19, 2005

fedelia

yeah she goes alright

lolol fedelia

by aariana27 July 12, 2017