feared the turtle

Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.

Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle.

by Wangus Maximuz May 14, 2011

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fear of KSI

KSI is a big scary man that could knock you out easily so people have a fear of him

“Have you heard of KSI”

“Yeah I have a fear of him google it “
“Fear of KSI :KSI is a big scary man that could knock you out easily so people have a fear of him”

by I am not here April 19, 2021

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Fear burp

When a woman gets so scared for her life she burps. The b-hole clenched so tight it forces all the air the other way.

Me: We crashed last night!
Friend: oh no! What happened?

Me: I almost hit a deer and my girlfriend fear burped so loud when I looked over to see what hell spawn was summoned in my car i ended up in ditch.
Friend: always beware the fear burp

by Uristacrat November 27, 2018

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fear sex

Not as good as angry sex but slighlty better than regular sex

When the monster started killing people they decided to have fear sex

by DFuego September 24, 2018

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Gear Fear

When you have a large sum of gold, particularly in D & D, but are still scared of losing gear.

Players with gear fear may spend a majority of their time scamming other players and "flipping" in the trade channels rather than playing the game.

I have 65k gold, but won't play ranked "high-roller" mode. Would rather kill noobs in normal mode, so my gear will stay safe! Don't you know I have a severe case of gear fear...

by Ilove11 October 8, 2023

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