Fear the tree

The dislike or fear of big dicks

"Hey man, didn't you hear those girls fear the tree? You might not want to sleep with any of them."

by The Big Juice Box December 7, 2014

Fear-Fucking

The act of fucking anything that moves when one is put in a fearful situation.

When the clown showed up to my son's birthday party I started Fear-Fucking the nearest guest.

by BloodMageArcheops July 15, 2016

Fear the Turtle

Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.

Dan Savage. "Savage Love by Dan Savage – Columns – Savage Love –" The Stranger. Retrieved March 19, 2011.

"Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle."

Fear the turtle

by Skandranon314 January 6, 2012

Fear Turtle

When a person is nervous, a turtle-head aka feces begins to exit the anus, without consent.

Dude, that movie was so scary, I had a major "Fear Turtle!"

by DandA6 February 27, 2009

Fear Porn

Conspiracy theorist information used to generate sexual excitement in Red necks, religious extremists and dudes that live in their mom's basement.

"The New World order in conjunction with the Illuminati and the Freemasons are part of the left wing liberal agenda caused 911 in response to the Roswell incident which lead to Eminem wearing the Freemason symbol at the Grammy awards show is good Fear Porn" Fwap Fwap Fwap *Splooge*

by cYranger August 24, 2011

Fear the walking dead

A wannabe show that will never be as good as the original.

Guy 1-WOW! I love the walking dead. But, wait what is this crap!! Where's Rick and Carl?

Guy 2-Must be Fear The Walking Dead.

by the walking dead addict September 7, 2016

fear kite

A simple process in which person A screams in person B's face. Person B proceeds to run away (in fear) screaming like a maniac and such. Person A then begins to throw rocks and other assorted projectiles at person B (if there are no projectiles available, person A may follow person B around while he/she is running and punch them in the head). This process only works about 75% of the time.

I fear kited that whore Sam so hard last weekend.

by LOLNIKEKE April 26, 2006