When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.
by spinal365 January 19, 2011
by MarthNi June 03, 2018
When someone has left their facebook account signed in and someone else posts a status on or changes a setting of the account.
That's not my status it's FB Cacography.
by The Real Programmer December 12, 2014
by ragermajor June 08, 2012
Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.
Bob: I just received a text from Amanda
Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?
Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe
Theodore: are you going to cheat on her
Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J
Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?
Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe
Theodore: are you going to cheat on her
Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J
by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 04, 2017
when a Facebook user "pokes" more than one person, especially if it is three or more people at one time.
by txphoenix71 September 12, 2013
Usually a hood rat residing in Oakland county MI. He will use words like bruh and nigga. He will give his address out freely to fight bitch ass hoes for no reason. He will screen shot fb threads to jack off to in his spare time. He will be missing his four front teeth by age 34 which will help with the all the dick sucking. For this is now his new career after talking so much trash on social media no one will hire him.
by Selmablair March 17, 2017