A guy who blows 8 grand on a night at a strip club with two Eastern European strippers, and still goes home alone. A man with a blind ignorance to his enormous powers over the fairer sex.
I did an Emil last night and woke up this morning with an empty bank account and a vague recollection of learning rudimentary Russian.
by The brak daddy March 13, 2015
Get the Emil mug.To want to stab a someone in the throat with an embalming instrument. From the UMinn mortuary science student who got banned from campus for facebooking how pissed she was at her ex.
by bleebloo December 16, 2009
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A written request to have sex. Exactly like a booty call, but via email instead of the phone. We all know that sometimes you can't call (if your boss is near by, etc), so you issue a booty email instead.
1) Booty Email time: 4:30pm. Meet me in the janitor’s closet at 5:05pm.
2) Booty Email time: 2pm. I want to come over to your place at 10pm tonight to get laid, will you be home?
2) Booty Email time: 2pm. I want to come over to your place at 10pm tonight to get laid, will you be home?
by Toridragon July 28, 2006
Get the Booty Email mug.The past tense verb referring to the removal of a automobile emblem from one's car. Most often this is done illegally and without the owners consent. One may choose to use a credit card to commit such an offense but a heat gun gun is the preferred tool of removal.
Thief 1: Hey check it out I just emblemed that VW beetle over there.
Thief 2: Wow, how did you get past the cable?
Thief 1: I snipped it with wire cutters bra'!
Thief 2: Oh sheet son!
Thief 2: Wow, how did you get past the cable?
Thief 1: I snipped it with wire cutters bra'!
Thief 2: Oh sheet son!
by Dahn April 14, 2008
Get the emblemed mug.Emil is a guy who is caring and an absolute pleasure to be friends with. He is super talented and others are often jealous of his creative skills. He has a very sarcastic character and never fails to make others laugh. Emil is the type of person who gives who loves and shares. He has a big heart and also is a gentleman. He is very attractive and a keeper. He is the joker in a room and make your day better after having a conversation with him.
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