service provider email

The email address given to you by your ISP. Only used by people who don't care for web security aka n00bs.

We have recorded your IP address as 127.0.0.1 and have determined from this that you are accessing the web on cust~walt.broadband.etc from YOURISP.


To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.

Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org


Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"

service provider email by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

sweet little email 

an email that is recieved from your internet service provider saying that they will suspend your account if you continue in your current actions. It is sent because they have discovered that you have been doing illegal downloading of movies, music, games, and various other illegal files, usually through bit torrent.

Hey, i got a sweet little email from my isp that said i downloaded a movie and my account will be restricted if they catch me again.

sweet little email by The waffles July 5, 2006

Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text) 

Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.

Example A:

You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"

*Click*

You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.

You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.

Example B:

You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."

You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.

The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.

Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.

Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text) by jbcrazy88 April 2, 2010

Retorical Email 

Asking questions in an email that are retorical.

Hey buddy what is up? How are you? What have you been up to?

Retorical Email by fordickson April 29, 2003

Psychic Email

When you read an email, intend to write back but forget or delay too long, yet assume the person knew that you would answer or had answered.

"I didn't hear back about you going to the party."

"Sorry I forgot answer, didn't you get my psychic email?"

Psychic Email by chataholic April 16, 2010

sh'email 

word meaning exactly the same as the word 'email' (a system of exchanging messages by means of computers attached to a network), but given a comical effect by sounding the same as the word 'shemale' (male to female transgender or transsexual person who has female breasts, through hormone replacement therapy and/or breast augmentation and usually other female secondary sex characteristics, but who has not undergone genital reassignment surgery).

I'll send you a sh'email!
I'll just check my sh'emails!
Sh'email me!

sh'email by Steven Bee July 24, 2008

choices email 

An email a person receives after engaging in some endeavor the sender of said email deems a "poor choice".

The heading of a choices email simply states "Choices". In the body of this email, the sender of the email first names a group, for example, "the family", as the concerned party. They then go on to express concern over the choice in question, for example, "alcohol usage". After this, the email is ended with question "What's up?"

Two scenarios that can earn one a choices email:

1. Having one's mom find numerous empty alcohol bottles in their filthy apartment

2. Losing all of one's centsports money on a over/under WNBA bet.

Possible choices emails

Scenario #1:

Email title: Choices

Body:

Tank

The family is concerned about your alcohol usage.

What's up?


Scenario #2

Email Title: Choices

Body:

Admiral Halsey

The website is concerned about your reckless betting. What's up?

choices email by RoundupReady August 22, 2008