Elderbrain

What you start experiencing, in your mid 30's, when you go to remember stuff and can't.

Dude. When I called earlier I had total elderbrain. I meant to tell you....

by Rogue SF July 20, 2006

elderpeople

old fogies, people over the age of 60, any member of AARP, anyone who has been at a senior citizens center and participated, nursing home and asisted living residents. singular; elderperson

Those elderpeople are really feeble and wrinkly.

by j to the P-Ro March 19, 2008

Eldevik

used to be (still could be) a small town in Norway.
now a very uncommon last name.

Eldevik? how do you spell that?

E-l-d-a-v-i-c-k?

NNOOOO!

by amerber/mandie July 2, 2008

elder geek

A person, typically middle-aged or older, who was a geek before being a geek was popular. An elder geek is often but not always an alpha geek.

A set containing all elder geeks might include:
1. Someone who worked with the first commercially available microcomputers, like the Altairs or TRS-80s (computer elder geek);
2. Someone who played the original Dungeons and Dragons after it was first published in 1974 (gamer elder geek);
3. Someone in the United States who collected anime and manga when it had to be ordered directly from Japan.

by Retiarius April 28, 2010

elderhead

1) A person with the misfortune of having a head that looks over 50 years of age and a body of a person that looks under 25.

2) An elderhead's cranium.

3) A person under the age of 25 receiving oral sex from a person over 50.

1) Every time I go to the YMCA there is some guy that has the head of Keith Richards and the body of Taylor Lautner. That guy is one bizarre elderhead.

2) Look at that woman's elderhead.

3) Mrs. Wilson gave elderhead to Steve under the bleachers.

by Molby9 January 15, 2012

elderwoody

The erection that a senior man achieves (75+yrs).

Look at that elderwoody Floyd has as he plays shuffleboard.

by panterax3 April 28, 2014

Eldephile

A young adult who is sexually attracted to elderly people.

Michael only likes to have sex with 80+ year old women. He's such an Eldephile!

by Ricckjames June 28, 2016