Drum the soup

Literally, to play percussive music on canned goods. Also, figuratively, a mundane, repetitive task, which can alternately be phrased using a formula of "Verb" the "noun."

I don't want to drum the soup today. I don't want to drum the soup my life away.

by TROUTEDmilk September 16, 2021

Drum Major

If the director is the god of the band, then the drum major is his jesus. Always a senior who was usually mistreated as a freshman and takes it out on the freshies in the band, but is generally a cool cat to everyone else.

Despite the name, most drum majors actually play trumpet, because playing lead trumpet requires the most musical ability and leadership skills (I was the first low brass player at my school to be drum major ever)

When I was drum major, I told all the freshmen that BFMT ('bout face mark time) in the field show diagrams stood for backflip mark time, because when I was in 9th grade I was told that by seniors.

by mat_el_sexy_band_geek March 27, 2008

bang on the drum

To perform a sexual act upon yourself.. Masturbate.. Jerk off.. skin the weasel.. spank the one eye'd monkey.. etc..

This is mainly for men..

The female version check flick the bean, tipping the man in the canoe, etc..

I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drum all day.

by DocNasty - Krushradio April 29, 2006

Drum solo

Orgasm through the clit

He gave her lots stimulation as he performed a drum solo

by James March 10, 2003

Drum Hoarding

The act of playing on a drum set without considering the people around you. Drum Hoarders typically frustrate company due to the volume of play or the lack of giving other people a turn.
A Drum Hoarder does not have to be good at playing drums; they only play it for a very long period of time, typically with company.
Drum Hoarding also relates to people who spend a large amount of time trying demo drum sets at a store, oblivious to the people possibly waiting in line for a turn.

is jim in the back Drum Hoarding again?
Yes
Well I guess we won't leave the store for another hour

by Whatiwawa December 13, 2010

janitor drum

A concoction of booze, opiates, sedatives, or whatever. A more makeshift version of syrup

Can't afford that top shelf shit tonight, no siree. Gonna have to dance with janitor drum tonight.

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 4, 2005

Drum-a-Palooza

When a group of men, typically teenage boys, all jerk off onto a single bongo drum. The last to fulfill orgasm and land their semen on the drum must tap the drum and lick their hand.

Kainoa, Greg, and I all just played Drum-a-Palooza. Wanna high five??

by PortalParlor November 2, 2016