Mr. Douchebag

A Song by Your Favorite Martian.

"Dear Mr. Douchebag,

we all agree that,

you are a DUMBASS!

Why cant you see that?"

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

Douchebag

a willfully ignorant person considered to be a waste of sperm thus polluting the environment from their idiot infection.

any irritating, mis-matching information giving individual who is careless and reckless in societal settings.

any given person suffering from shithead syndrome, dickhead disease, moron malignancy, terminal temper, two-faced tremors or any maliciously intended "cognitive blooper".

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"So dude/chick told me this and then later changed her story claiming another"

"What a douchebag."
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"Dick/Bitch almost hit me on the bike with their truck/car/van."

"What a douchebag."

by Douchebag Annihilator January 2, 2010

douchebag

The name of the guy dating the girl of your dreams.

Can you believe Laura is seeing that guy?!! What a douchebag.

by christopher5000 May 2, 2007

Douchebag Faggy Pants

The kid who you just want to beat the shit out of. The Annoying Faggot who is just asking to get slapped in the face with a massive cock.

Jack is a Douchebag Faggy Pants

by Nukka Joe Brown March 15, 2007

Douchebagery

The actual act, or actions of what could be considered you being a douchebag. Mostly identified with men with small man's syndrome, small penis syndrome, steroid use, Ed Hardy t-shirts, Affliction clothing, or Tap Out t-shirts.

"Hey Bob, you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt going to every girl in the bar and hitting on them?"

Bob: "Yeah, i can't believe some girls actualy fall for that guy and all his douchebagery"

by Master Deluxe February 4, 2010

IPA Douchebag

Someone who drinks IPA once and thinks they are better than everyone. They make fun of people for not drinking or liking IPA drinks.

Scott you are a IPA douchebag because I are making fun of me for not drinking IPA.

by Bob Costa March 31, 2020

aging hippie douchebag

A 40 something, bald-headed dumbass with a scraggly-ass ponytail and typically sports a tie-dye tee shirt and crooked glasses. More often than not, they never were a hippie in the first place. A lot like a straight up douchebag except they are always bald with a ponytail.

1. look at the aging hippie douchebag, God what a douche eh.
2. Check out the ponytail on that aging hippie douchebag, wtf.

by v.michael September 8, 2009