The fictional statute that allows government officials to withhold information on the grounds of being a douchebag. Coined by the Daily Show's Jon Stewart.
"Dude, I'm no lawyer, but you have to invoke *something*. Fifth amendment, executive privilege, writ of douchebaggery?" ~Jon Stewart
by Anne O. Nymous August 16, 2004
Get the writ of douchebaggery mug.A abnormally large douchebag where douchebag is describing a person not the actual femine hygine product.
Person 1: I just burnt all that money you loant me on corndog porn!
Person 2: You said you were curing cancer! You fucking douchebagasarus Rex!
Person 2: You said you were curing cancer! You fucking douchebagasarus Rex!
by MonsterDipper88 October 10, 2007
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by AshleyNicole88 December 11, 2007
Get the Douchebaggery mug.Someone who decides if their previous statement was a joke or not depending on people's reaction.
If it is recieved positively, they will not call it a joke and simply keep going.
If it is recieved negatively, they will try to gaslight people into believing that the statement is a joke and put down those who try to call them out.
before any reaction however, they are in a superstate of joking and not joking. Hence, the Schrödinger's Cat refference.
If it is recieved positively, they will not call it a joke and simply keep going.
If it is recieved negatively, they will try to gaslight people into believing that the statement is a joke and put down those who try to call them out.
before any reaction however, they are in a superstate of joking and not joking. Hence, the Schrödinger's Cat refference.
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 1: "woah wth dude?"
Douchebag: "I was joking why are you being so sensitive?
Person 1: "Schrödinger's Douchebag much?"
alternatively,
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 2: "I agree"
Douchebag, to themself: "I love being a Schrödinger's douchebag"
Person 1: "woah wth dude?"
Douchebag: "I was joking why are you being so sensitive?
Person 1: "Schrödinger's Douchebag much?"
alternatively,
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 2: "I agree"
Douchebag, to themself: "I love being a Schrödinger's douchebag"
by Bro💀💀💀 July 1, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebag mug.A word used to describe a person that is extremly annoying or rude. This word describes someone that can also be categorized as a douchebag. They are the kind of person that is just acting like a dick for no reason whatsoever.
Also can be used to describe someone that acts better than everyone. This person feels they are higher up on the social ladder because of a fancy car or big house.
Also can be used to describe someone that acts better than everyone. This person feels they are higher up on the social ladder because of a fancy car or big house.
"That last customer threw his money at me like I was some kind of cheap whore, what a Doucheball!"
"Steve is such a fucking Doucheball!"
"Steve is such a fucking Doucheball!"
by Oliofreak March 28, 2008
Get the Doucheball mug.A form of a t-shirt neck derived from a v-neck. The difference is a douchebag neck shirt cuts very low, usually to show off man cleavage
Tim used to wear crew necks, then he started working out and wore v-necks... now he just wears douchebag necks.
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by Brock A January 22, 2009
Get the Douchebag Neck mug.A douchebanger is a girl who repeatedly has sex or hooks up with complete douchebags. She may be slightly aware or completely in denial. She does it on a regular basis, and has not been well exposed to other types of men... normal guys who have manners, normal taste in clothing, and know how to treat a lady
"Wow she's such a douchebanger, I can't believe she's going home with that douche-sack." Girls who usually have low sel-esteem or think they know what is "cool" sleep with douchebags. Therefore, she is a douchebanger.
by Kitty Ellen March 22, 2009
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