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dexter

man that is the best at geometry dash and his dick is pretty big
did u see dexter today he showed me his geometry dash
by ruburmom December 4, 2021
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dexter daddy

the funniest man on urban dictionary to exist, absolutely LOVES dexters and ABHORS axels.
"Wait! That guy just punched my friend Axel!"
"Oh that guy is a Dexter Daddy!"
by anonymous February 3, 2021
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the Dexter Dilemma

When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024
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Dexter Reed

Dexter reed (from good burger) is the most amazing person ever, he is also very meme-able. Ever since i started to worship Dexter Reed my life has become so much better. You should try to worship Dexter Reed, your life will become 1000x better. Trust me.
LOOK ITS DEXTER REED.
HI DEXTER REED, *jumps on his back*
OMG IM ON DEXTER REED'S BACK
*dexter reed then flips you over with his bowling ball built body*
by bigdicklover1227 June 26, 2021
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dexter cat

A fat badass cat that will shit in your bushes
There's Dexter Cat, crappin' in those bushes again
by Bossboy510 July 6, 2019
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Dexter

Dexter is one of the best people you will ever meet, he’s nice funny, and perfect for anyone. Dexter is very sporty and that’s what makes him hot, sometimes when you meet a Dexter you will fall in love with how perfect he is, the way that he will smile at you is heart-melting, the way he will hug you tight will leave a mark in your heart. Go get yourself a Dexter.

Dexters are good boyfriends. If you are lucky enough to be with Dexter, cherish him and love him, regardless of how much you know it would hurt in the end
look! it’s a Dexter, I think he smiled at me! I think i’m going to melt”
by iamliving101 November 23, 2021
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dexter

bro what a dexter
by spectrexyz October 22, 2022
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