December 28

The day a perfect queen was born

This queen was born on december 28

by egrace May 1, 2020

Nipple Deceiver

One who fibs incessantly to the area in or around your titties

He just pulled my shirt down and whispered sweet nothings right into my areolas... It wasn't until it was all over that I realized that he was just Beelzebubing my boobies!

He's such a Nipple Deceiver!

by #SoNotAJames May 3, 2020

December3

December 3 is the day to give a loved one or your crush your sweater referring to the song “Heather”by Conan gray.

“Give her your sweater tomorrow when since it will be December3”

by AmirahMei December 1, 2020

december 30

New year's Eve eve. The most magical day of the year, only the sweetest of people are born on today.

She kissed me on the cheek when I said I was having a bad day, no wonder she was born on December 30

by Blumah October 14, 2019

December 5

National wear black day

December 5th is the day that you can wear as much black as you want and no one will judge

by Fudgenuggets November 13, 2019

December 25

IT IS FUCKING CHRISTMAS WHAT DID YOU THINK IS IS SOME FUCKING HUG YOUR CRUSH DAY YOU STUPID BITCH!

Me: Hi you now what December 25 is.
Friend: yeah is is national hug your cru....
Me: ( interrupting ) NO you fucking idiot is is fucking Christmas !

by Baaaaaaabaaaaaaabaaaaaaat October 29, 2019

december 30

If you are born on this date, consider yourself lucky my friend because you kind, handsome and so goddamn smart.

Because I was born on December 30th, I am very lucky.

by NotGodott October 15, 2019