Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

ankle cuffs

When one fornicates whilst having one's trousers down to and wrapped around one's ankles, thus entrapping one in a set position until capitulation.

I was banging Jenny last night when I got locked in ankle cuffs

by anklecuffs123 December 12, 2014

Grab them fuckin cuffs

when he asks you to "grab them fuckin cuffs" while hitting it from the back but you have no time bc he nuts so fast

GRAB THEM FUCKIN CUFFS

by duppieeeee October 4, 2022

Cuff Truf

A dirty worn out vagina

Some Guy: Dude your girl friend has a Cuff Truff

Other guy: Fuck

by TruffleBrother May 11, 2018

pledge cuffs

rhetorical drivel-based political promises through the use of figurative restraints on rationale, compromise and civility

Once he signed the "No Tax Increase" promise, Congressman Smith knew he had just voluntarily placed himself in pledge cuffs - he could never think for himself again while in office.

by sjrm19 July 28, 2011

Cuff

To conceal or hide an item of interest so that whoever just walked in to the room doesn’t see it

Its a good thing you were able to cuff that plate before Mom saw those caterpillars!

by Technoah June 11, 2020

cuff your jeans

The thing lesbians and other female members of the LGBTQIA+ community do to show that they are, in fact, a female member of the LGBTQIA+ community that can develop feeling for another female (who is not always a member of the LGBTQIA+ community and is usually their best friend)

*Could also be used as a metaphorical phrase that helps you let other people know you like girls, even though you might be wearing a skirt at the moment

Girl 1: Do you cuff your jeans?
Girl 2: Yea... Do you?
Girl 1: Yes, I cuff my jeans!

***

Girl A: Hey, I just wanted to let you know I cuff my jeans!
Girl B: But... You're in a skirt...
Girl A: Nevermind, that's not what I meant

by anonymous April 20, 2021